01
Listen
The founder hears what the client wants. The drone hears satellites and becomes insufferable.
founder-led / spotter-assisted / firmware-confident
Drone photography by feel, firmware, and a legally required visual observer.
Sight Unseen Aerials is run by a blind founder, one extremely vocal spotter, and a drone that believes every roof is a landing pad if you are brave enough.
Scanned a sticker?
Congratulations. You found an aerial photography company where the satire is aimed at overconfident automation, not blindness. The company is fake; the future sticker may achieve lift.
method
We trust the machine exactly as much as the waiver allows.
02
Launch
A sighted visual observer confirms the sky is where we left it.
03
Orbit
Autonomous framing captures your property from angles normally reserved for zoning disputes.
04
Deliver
You receive edited aerial photos, three disclaimers, and one image of a neighbor’s trampoline.
shot packages
If it can be photographed from above, it can be misunderstood from above.
real estate
The “Is That My Roof?” Package
Crisp aerial context for listings, inspections, and discovering the patio is shaped like a mistake.
events
The Wedding Flyover We Refuse
We will not hover over vows. We have boundaries and propellers.
commercial
B-Roll for Companies With Parking Lots
Because every brand story needs four seconds of asphalt entering frame with purpose.
testimonials / visually unverified
Clients describe the work using words we cannot independently confirm.
“They captured the entire property, including a shed we had been emotionally avoiding.”
“The composition was excellent. The drone’s confidence was unsettling.”
“I scanned a sticker and became the visual observer somehow.”
Book a theoretical flyover
Tell us what you want photographed. We will tell the drone with confidence.
Before you hire us
Sight Unseen Aerials is not a real drone operator, photography business, FAA-approved service, accessibility consultancy, or safe plan. It is a fake company created for Real Fake Ads. Please hire licensed, insured, compliant professionals for actual aerial work.
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Information requested. The information is: sticker concept pending; please land the bit responsibly.