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Dead People Wanted Sticker

A fake funeral-home ad with a real QR code and an extremely specific ask.

$4.00

in stock / ready to acquire

secure paymentStripe Embedded Checkout; card details never touch this site.

packed by a humanSmall-batch stock, packed and shipped by Wilma.

shipping without drama $3.00 U.S. shipping ; free at $12.00.

Real Fake Ads acquisition note

Sticker available. Company unavailable.

This object advertises Dead People Wanted, a business that does not exist. Put it on a laptop and become difficult to explain. Buy three $4 stickers to unlock free US shipping.

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Vinyl sticker concept for Dead People Wanted, the Real Fake Ads funeral home that wants your dead people and absolutely should not receive them.

Includes a real QR code to the live fake business site. Stick it somewhere that needs a small, dignified logistics concern.

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