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Dead People Wanted Sticker

A fake funeral-home ad with a real QR code and an extremely specific ask.

$4.00

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Vinyl sticker concept for Dead People Wanted, the Real Fake Ads funeral home that wants your dead people and absolutely should not receive them.

Includes a real QR code to the live fake business site. Stick it somewhere that needs a small, dignified logistics concern.

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