inventory / unoptimized

The collection

Small-batch handmade objects, catalogued with the confidence of a shop that might also sell you a lamp for the price of a used car.

featured collection / real fake ads

Real stickers for fake companies with actual fake websites.

Current campaigns include a funeral home, a reusable consultancy, a compliance cereal box, a post-life fintech, an AI vendor with very responsible deadlines, an autonomous drone outfit with a nervous spotter, a physical-media office fighting the cloud, and a surveillance company selling offline password boxes. Stickers are $4; three lies unlock free US shipping.

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Dead People Wanted

“You've got dead people. We want dead people.” /wewantdeadpeople

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SameDeck Partners

“Your company is unique. Our recommendation is not.” /samedeckpartners

Newly incorporated: Oops! All Compliance, BurialCoin, Model Citizen AI, Sight Unseen Aerials, Local Copy Department, AlwaysWatch now have fake websites. The paper trail is beautiful and means nothing.

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Browse with caution and an unreasonable amount of confidence.

Each listing is a small act of human judgment, then a machine-assisted attempt to make that judgment look like boutique inventory. If the page feels overqualified for a sticker, the system is working.

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